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Everyone Clapped

Privacy

Privacy Policy

Last updated 22 June 2026

Everyone Clapped is a satirical website. We have tried to keep this policy as short and honest as the site is silly.

Information we collect directly

Nothing that identifies you. The site has no accounts, no sign-up, no comment forms, and no contact forms. We do not ask for, store, or sell personal information ourselves. The community polls are pre-counted in the article and do not record your response.

Analytics

We use Google Analytics to understand how the site is used — which articles are read, roughly where visitors come from, and what devices they use. Google Analytics sets cookies and processes this data on our behalf. It does not tell us who you are.

Advertising

We use Google AdSense to display advertising. Google and its partners may use cookies to serve and measure ads, including personalised ads based on your prior activity. You can review and control ad personalisation in your Google Ad Settings.

Your choices

If you are in the UK, the EEA, or Switzerland, analytics and advertising cookies are not set until you consent to them. Everywhere, you can block or delete cookies in your browser settings, opt out of Google Analytics with the Google Analytics opt-out add-on, and read how Google uses data from sites that use its services in Google’s privacy & terms.

Changes to this policy

Any changes will be published on this page with a revised “last updated” date above.